Stop the Resultant Smelly Orders Caused by Illnesses and Diets!
The Amazing Flatulence Filter the Activated Carbon Air Filter Disguised As a Seat Cushion
Clear the Air Around You When You Have GAS!
No More Whoopee In Our Cushion because of diet or illness.
You may not be able to control the gastro-intestinal odors produce from diets, illnesses or natural discharge.
It can seriously affect your relationship with those around you and pollute the environment of those you love.
The Flatulence Filter will change all that instantly.
It's great for Vegetarians and those on special fitness diets. You can eat all the beans you like with out the ugly side effects.
When gas pills don't work the Flatulence Filter saves your environment.
The Flatulence Filter is great for use at home, in the office or car, or on an airplane or train. Your friends, family and other passengers will thank you.
End complaints from family, friends and co-workers with The Flatulence Filter Seat Cushion.
What is the Flatulence Filter .
Guaranteed to STOP the STINK when you have GAS.
The Flatulence Filter is the first activated carbon/foam filter system disguised as a seat cushion.
The cushion is 15"x17"x1" thick and is enclosed in a gray tweed upholstered fabric cover to look like a normal seat cushion.
Sit and RelieveYour Gas.
The Flautlence Filter Absorbs the Odor Immediately (If you aren't too obvious, no one will ever know.) .
Now you can avoid causing others to suffer from our smelly intestinal gas emmissions.
How Long Will It Last?
The Filter's life will vary according to the volume of gas expelled and the frequency of use.
It should last from 6-8months.
The average user receives about 12 months of use.
Designed to be disposable, once it quits working (and you will Immediately know it), just discard the cushion and order another.
Where can you use it?
Use it in your home when you watch TV.
Some use it on Airplanes when they fly; others in the car or camper when they travel.
Many use it at work to save their co-workers from distress.
One man even used it in bed at night so his wife would sleep in the bed again.
Doctors Recommend It.
Doctors all over the country are recommending The Flatulence Filter to patients and their families.
The Reuters News Services reported recently, "A polyurethane foam cushion coated with activated charcoal can help people who suffer from flatulence.
The device, known as the 'Flatulence Filter' eliminated over 90% of the odor generated by study volunteers".
The story was based on an unsolicited, independent scientific study conducted by a group of US research doctors in Minnesota.
They used the Flatulence Filter because it is the only external product guaranteed to filter smelly gas.
The research was cronicled in the 'Gut Journal' published by the British Medical Association.
The Flatulence Filter worked so well, the researchers used the cushion to isolate specifically what chemical elements in human flatulence caused the odor.
They found the primary element to be Hydrogen Sulfide (a toxic gas according to the EPA).
The American Family Physician Journal says, "The Flatulence Filter may rescue people from the embarrassment of passing gas around others,…looks like a regular seat cushion, but it instantly absorbs the odor of intestinal gas".
Order your Amazing Flatulence Filter Today!
Single = $39.95.
2 or More = $34.95 ea.
Shipping = $5.90 + $1 each added cushion.
Satisfaction Guaranteed.
We guarantee the Flatulence Filter to absorb flatulence odors immediately.
If you're not satisfied with the results or quality, just return the cushion within 90days and receive a refund of your purchase price less shipping.
Call 1-800-596-4336 Today
Or, use the Fax Order Form and fax your order to 1-323-757-7586
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