FAKE SCRATCH TICKETS

EVERY TICKET A $10,000 instant winner

The HOTTEST new novelty item since the WHOOPEE CUSHION. Watch them flip-out when they think they just scratched a $10,000 instant winner. They look real, they scratch like real. The backs look like any scratch ticket. The fine print on back says: Redeam at yo mama's house-valid only in your dreams, so keep your current job- etc. Tickets are $2.00 each-12 for $20.00- YOU WON'T FIND A BETTER JOKE AT ANY PRICE! Send cash, check, or M.O. to E.D.F. 1 ABBOTT RD. #27 ELLINGTON, CT. 06029

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